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Showing posts with label Funny. Show all posts
The Obedient Wife ( A Short Funny Story)
There was a man who had worked all his life, had saved all ofJust before he died, he said to his wife..."When I die, I want
you to take all my money and put it in the casket with me. I
want to take my money to the afterlife with me."
And so he got his wife to promise him, with all of her heart,
that when he died, she would put all of the money into the casket with him.
Well, he died. He was stretched out in the casket, his wife was
sitting there - dressed in black, and her friend was sitting next
to her. When they finished the ceremony, and just before the
undertakers got ready to close the casket, the wife said, "Wait just a moment!"
She had a small metal box with her; she came over with the box and put it in the casket. Then the undertakers locked the casket down and they rolled it away. So her friend said,
"Girl, I know you were not fool enough to put all that money in there with your husband."
The loyal wife replied, "Listen, I cannot go back on my word. I promised him that I was going to put that money into the casket with him."
You mean to tell me you put that money in the casket with him!?!?!?"
"I sure did," said the wife. "I got it all together, put it into my account, and wrote him a check.... If he can cash it, then he can spend it."
MORAL : Do not mess around with women !!!!!
Interesting Indian Advert for National Geographic - Snake Charmer
This commercial was shot for National Geographic.. Producer - Subrat Ray , Director- Gajraj Rao, Writer- Agnello Dias , DOP -Arvind Kannabiran , Music-Jolly Jose , Production House - code red films , Creative Agency -TapRoot India .
The Ultimate 6 Management Lessons
Lesson: 1
A man is getting into the shower just as his wife is finishing up her shower,
when the doorbell rings. The wife quickly wraps herself in a towel and runs
downstairs.
When she opens the door, there stands Bob, the next-door neighbor.
Before she says a word, Bob says, "I'll give you $800 to drop that
towel". After thinking for a moment, the woman drops her towel and stands
naked in front of Bob. After a few seconds, Bob hands her $800 and leaves.
The woman wraps back
up in the towel and goes back upstairs. When she gets to the bathroom, her
husband asks, "Who was that?"
3 Kick Rule
A big city lawyer went duck hunting in Texas. When a flock of ducks flew over, the lawyer shot and dropped a duck. Unfortunately, the duck fell on the other side of a fence from where he stood.
As the lawyer climbed over the fence, an elderly farmer drove up on his tractor and asked him what he was doing.
The litigator responded, ‘I shot a duck and it fell in this field, and now I’m going to retrieve it.’
The old farmer replied, ‘This is my property, and you are not coming over here.’
The indignant lawyer said, ‘I am one of the best trial attorneys in the United States and,if you don’t let me get that duck, I’ll sue you and take everything you own.’
The old farmer smiled and said, ‘Apparently, you don’t know how we settle disputes in Texas.
We settle small disagreements with the ‘Three Kick Rule.”
The lawyer asked, ‘What is the ‘Three Kick Rule’?’
The Farmer replied, ‘Well, because the dispute occurs on my land, I get to go first.
I kick you three times and then you kick me three times and so on back and forth until someone gives up.’
The attorney quickly thought about the proposed contest and decided that he could easily take the old codger.
He agreed to abide by the local custom.
The old farmer slowly climbed down from the tractor and walked up to the attorney.
His first kick planted the toe of his heavy steel toed work boot into the lawyer’s groin and dropped him to his knees.
His second kick to the midriff sent the lawyer’s last meal gushing from his mouth.
The lawyer was on all fours when the farmer’s third kick to his rear end, sent him face -first into a fresh cow pie.
The lawyer summoned every bit of his will and managed to get to his feet.
Wiping his face with the arm of his jacket, he said, ‘Okay, you old fart. Now it’s my turn.’
The old farmer smiled and said, ‘Nah, I give up. You can have the duck.’
WHEN YOU ARE EDUCATED, YOU WILL BELIEVE ONLY HALF OF WHAT YOU HEAR……WHEN YOU ARE INTELLIGENT, YOU KNOW WHICH HALF.
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